On Creating New Verbs

I’ve often said that my degree in Creative Writing allows me to create my own words at will. Lots of people try this, but their words aren’t REAL words, since they don’t have the certification and training that I and others with similar degrees (comparitive literature, English as a second language, engineering, and well, like word-rendering I guess) have got. So my new verb is Enroning.

I recently got listed on Blogshares, the beta version of an online stock trading game in which other people’s blogs are the stocks.

I have been intentionally trying to sabotage my own stock price.

This ought to prove a good indicator of whether or not the blogshares market functions like the real market. I am Enroning myself in every way I can think of. I recently performed a leveraged buyout of my own stock and then dumped it back onto the market only a few hours later. ALL of it. This drove my stock price down to 1 cent. HA! If, through creative internet accoutning, aka Enroning, my blog I can crash it’s value, I can help the folks at Blogshares perfect their market.

Right?