Ice Age

Starring the voices of Ray Romano, Dennis Leary and John Leguizamo

Directed by…….oh who really cares, its a cartoon fer crissakes.

Ok, recently, I reviewed a film that was so bad I wandered out of it and into another theater to watch previews. I saw the preview for this film at that time and commented that it looked funny.

Looks can be deceiving.

This movie was only slightly imaginitive. It’s a Dreamworks project, you’d think between those three guys they could come up with something funnier than a nuerotic rat on some sort of synthetic party drug trying to hide an acorn. Those were the only truly comedic moments in the film, and they used them both as trailers and played them to death. So, what could have been two really funny animated shorts turned into one unfunny kids movie that will likely make a mammoth load of cash when its really just a mammoth-sized load. While we are on the subject, between this hunk of crap and South park, we’re raising kids to be crude instead of genuinely witty, and it bugs me. Posturing aside, I literelly dozed off during the film, which has happened to me before. However, this time, I DIDN”T TRY TO FIGHT IT. I just gently drifted into sleep, and I can’t even give this one a cell phone rating because if my phone rang, I sure didn’t hear it, I was sleeping.