Just a few more hours to go, and I have been thinking a lot about Sam Jackson. I’m really glad there’s a Black Jedi Knight. How much fun would it have been to be the padawan learner studying under Mace “Shaft” Windu, Jedi Mack-Daddy, er, I mean, Master. How would the Jedi wisdom sound coming from him instead of Yoda? You’d have to remember that Fear, Anger and Playa Hatin’ lead to the Dark Side, Yo. Besides, the Jedi don’t know Fear, don’t no Anger, and he don’t Love dem Ho’s. Gold trimmed lightsaber, the Kango logo on the hood of your Jedi Robe, chrome trim and hydraulics in your landspeeder. Mace Windu has got to be the coolest Jedi Knight ever. I bet his meditation chamber has a hot tub.

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