All right, now it’s time for kitty updates. This is how low my life has sunk.

We have two now, Jessie and Nug. They’re Sarah’s, not ours, and they are weird, as cats tend to be. Jessie is fat, somewhat affectionate, and wide eyed. Sarah says she likes guys, whatever that means. She mostly ignores us, though she has staked out a favorite spot on my leather easy chair. She has claws, unlike Thomas, so she better be careful around the leather is all I’m sayin’. She hides in Kevin’s closet a lot, but basically she tends to wander about the house during the day.

Nug is actually a myth, not a cat. He’s not really here. He hides away in a deep cave (under the spare bed in what’s supposed to be the office) and only emerges in the depths of night to wreak havok on the inahbitants of the village below (actually, I think he’s scared of the sun). Nug does emerge at night, and Sarah says both her cats are mostly nocturnal. So we have something in common. However, neither of them drools. I’m just sayin’ .