On the further construction of the English Language

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DANGER! Words under Construction

Three new words invented this weekend.

hasselish (ha-sul-ish) adj. 1. That which causes a hassle or other such annoyance. 2. One who annoys, irritates or in any way creates an unwanted or unneccesary disturbance.

bibley (bi-bul-e) adj. 1. One who professes Christian religous beliefs in an effort to be trendy or part of a crowd, rather than based on actual faith. 2. One who wears, “What Would Jesus Do?” memorabilia, listens to Christian rock, or has a “My Boss is A Jewish Carpenter” bumper sticker. 3. Any such Christian bookstore paraphenalia.

waitering (way-ter-ing) v. to employ the physical skills used or learned as a waiter or waitress in a restraunt for any activity other than waiting tables. ex. In a classic display of waitering, Ryan balanced the box above his shoulder, carrying it with one hand held flat, palm up, to support its weight.